"Happy Birthday! I'm stupid!"

"I was not boffing Jacket! Jacket was boffing me!"

"She's not pretty, she's Chinese!"

"Is that lemon?" [pointing to green jell-o]

"Hubie."

"Doubely."

"Scooby-Doo, y'all, Scooby-Dooby-Doo y'all."

"Are you my mudder?"

"No, Sam, I don't remember that one time."

"Hubie, hubie, hubie. Who be my hubie?"

Biscuit: *Talking about L's doubely neighbors* "Well, I think the one in the blue shirt was hotter than the one in the red shirt."

Katry and L2: "Adrienne...they're identical twins..."

 

Lady at the Chinese restaurant: "Are you Chinese?"

Biscuit: "Um...I'm half Chinese." *outside* "Why does everyone always ask me if I'm Chinese?!"

 

Cy: "Today is Wednesday, right?"

Adrienne: (looks at him, confused) "My dad?"

 

*on the ski club bus, while freshmen in front of us were shamelessly making out in front of everyone*

Somebody: "I think everyone on the bus should start singing."

Biscuit: (loud enough for makeout people to hear) "Um, I think some people are a little BUSY!"

 

"I'd make a horrible Puritan."

"What I can't see doesn't exist."

 

Quotes from Random Volleyball Game:

"Cy? Craig? My place?" -Adrienne

"*panting*" -Adrienne

Lisa: *while Adrienne and Grayson are wrestling on the floor* "Adrienne, what if your mom came down here right now?"

Katie: "My life would be complete."

"Oh baby!" -Craig

 

Stupid Things Bicuit has Done:

*Thrown out her plastic tray at the mall food court and laughed hysterically for five minutes straight

*Fell out of her chair in the school cafeteria

*Had juice explode inside her backpack

*Walked into a pole

*Been scared to get change from the cashier at Mount Holly

*Been scared by any and all strangers

*Turned down being a model at least 5 times

*Drawn on her pants with a pink pen twice in the span of fifteen minutes

*Gotten into the wrong car

           I feel this last one needs some explanation. As the legend has it, Biscuit was waiting by the door after school for her mom to pick her up. A blue gray Volvo wagon pulled up with a woman, turned so her back faced Biscuit, who looked like her mother inside. Naturally, Biscuit walked over to the car and opened the door, noticing a small boy in the backseat, who, she assumed, was a neighbor her mom was driving around. She set her backpack down and sat in the passenger seat, then looked up, to find, to her horror, that the woman in the driver's seat was not her mom at all! Apologizing profusely, Biscuit hastened to get out of the car and ran away, backpack and all. And that, my friends, is the mother of all stupid things Biscuit has ever done in her entire life.

*Opened the emergency exit door at the CCRB, thereby setting off the screechingly loud emergency exit door throughout the entire building