Lots of things bother us, piss us off, make us want to cause
bodily harm to people, and so on and so forth. These are those things.
1. Minivans - they are impossible to drive and look horrible.
2. UPN - when it doesn't live up to our expectations of Tuesdays
(i.e. postponing Buffy) [Update: UPN no longer exists. Nor does Buffy.]
3. XING! - when s/he shuts down ff.net for seemingly stupid reasons
so we cannot indulge in fic.
4. Mr. M, our driving instructor - because he is an evil
cretin.
5. Mrs. Stoner - because she is a demonic bringer of evil.
6. School - its pointless. And stressful.
7. Billy Budd - 100 pages of nothingness which has me scarred
for life. [See Great American Literature section.]
8. Gene - because he killed Finny! [See "Night
of 1000 Great American Novels".]
9. Hawthorne and Melville - because they write vexing literature
with hidden sexual imagery.
10. "Great" American Literatue - it is neither great nor...okay,
well it is American.
11. " - if it really exists, that is...
12. Anything and EVERYTHING Chemistry - Its just not good. Am
I ever going to need to know how to draw the Fischer projection of 4-hydroxyproline at any point in my life beyond school?
No. The answer is no.
13. The PLAN - even though it has a 'plan' in it, its not greatness
14. Stupid fanfic pairings.
15. XANYA.
16. John Adams - because he is obnoxious and disliked.
17. K's evil neighbors. They're evil, 'nuff said. And they have
like twenty-five kids.
18. Kids who bleach their eyebrows and freak L out.
19. People who dislike guys that are hot. Even more if they are
perfect and doubly! (*cough* Biscuit *cough*)
20. Chanadians who skip school for no reason WITH parents' permission
(*cough* Biscuit *cough*)
21. Writers who hate Gambit. (*cough*K*cough*)
22. Authors that dont update fics for YEARS.
23. Complicated-ness that is impossible to understand at 8 am.
24. Bad hair days.
25. Bad face days (Night of the Living Face! And don't forget
Curse of the Haunted Mirror!)
26. Know it alls - They think they do. But they don't.
27. People who laugh when nothing is funny. (Excluding ourselves.)
28. People who stand in the middle of the hallway and don't walk.
29. People who have stupid outfits. (See: gauchos, crocs.)
30. People who can afford handbags we can't.
31. Doug from Trading Spaces - he's the Devil with floppy hair.
32. People who dislike Buffy.
33. People who dislike Nip/Tuck. (*cough* Biscuit *cough*)
34. Ty wannabes - Give it up 'While You Were Out', give it up.
35. People who think David Boreanz DOESN'T look like a Neanderthal.
36. Stupid newspaper article assignments.
37. People who think Looliez is pronounced Loo-li-ez.
38. Math which L fails.
39. Pretzel fingers with egg.
40. Ordered pairs.
41. Days other than Tuesdays and the weekend.
42. ESPN. It has no real point! It should broadcast all sports
games so networks won't postpone their shows to do it!
43. When you're cooking something and halfway through realize
you're missing an ingredient.
44. Every element other than Boron. mmmmm....Boron.
45. People who understand chemistry.
46. Obnoxious people.
47. People with grating voices.
48. Evil Vending Machines of Death.
49. Good vending machines that never get refilled.
50. Dirty violins.
51. Creepy children. Especially British ones.
52. i - imaginary numbers; what, math isn't hard enough with the
real ones?
53. People who think an A- is a bad grade.
54. The Periodic Table of the Elements.
55. School. Its so bad, it gets to be on here twice.
56. Bad fan fiction. It taints the pure goodness that is fanfiction.net.
57. 'Great Expectations'. Even though Dickens was the original pimp master.
58. The ACT prep book. It's long and boring. And is making the ACT seem extremely
easy.
59. Prom. School hasn't even started, yet we already dread it.
60. Motorola cell phones. They look cool, but alas are not worth crap when
it comes to actually working. [Eh, they've gotten better.]
