Dictionary

AmStu /Am Stoo/ n. Short for American Studies, a class whose only redeeming quality is that L can flirt with the senior who sits in front of her. Often class periods are passed being blinded from the light being reflected off Mr. K's head, watching J and R throw notes to each other across the room, and poking B until he wakes up.

Applesauce /Ah-pull Saw-suh/ - n. 1. Enjoys playing DDR, and is on the softball team w/ L2 2. Is the boss 3. A healthy side dish that is neither a solid nor a liquid--it is a suspension (according to Penny!Stoner). Example: Applesauce thought that Welsh people came from whales. "Like...swimmy, swimmy?"

Bagel Woo /Bay-guhl Wu/ - n. A X-Files obsessee whose chem folder inspired this site. Bagel cuz it's her name and Woo cuz...it's funny. Example: Bagel Woo fell asleep during class again.

Biscuit /Bis-kut/ n. 1. Nickname for Canadian friend. 2. A flotation device found at K's grandparents' house on the lake. Example: Biscuit stole the biscuit!

Biscuit Doppleganger, The /Bis-kut dah-pull-gahn-grr/ n. The mysterious freshman who is often mistaken for Biscuit. Example: Katry turned to say hi to Biscuit, but soon realized that the person she was about to say hi to was not Biscuit, but the Biscuit Doppleganger.

Bicuit-y /Bis-kut-ee/ adj. Used to describe hot guys. Example: L's doubly neighbors are biscuit-y.

The Birmingham Popcorn Conspiracy /sound it out yourself/ n. 1. Mysterious trails of popcorn that were found around downtown in great quanitities. Example: J & L were walking down the street when all of a sudden there was magically popcorn. Everywhere.

Blah /Bul-ah/ adj. Often used as subject heading in random e-mails, or groaned whenever appropriate. Example: When asked a question she didn't understand, L responded 'Blah.' Syn. Humdrum, tedious, dull, dreary, boring, tiresome, lackluster, mind-numbing.

Boff /Bah-fuh/ v. To kiss. Example: Jacket boffed Biscuit in the hallway.

Cell Phone /Sell Fo-nuh/ n. 1. A device used for talking 2. A device used to ward off hobos in Shain Park. Example: Everyone got out their cell phones because no one will ever hurt you while you're talking on a cell phone.

Cooliez /Kool-eez/ adj. Used to describe something of excessive coolness. Example: Boron is so cooliez!

Covert Poo /Co-vert P-ooh/ n. 1. Poo, usually of the cow variety. 2. Poo that is hidden. Example: After stealing K's sled, L raced down the hill only to crash into some frozen covert poo and thus cracking K's sled in half.

Crap /Ker-ap/ adj. 1. Description of something that is bad, stupid, or pointless. 2. A word that is yelled when things go wrong. 3. A word that L's mother forbids her to say. Yet she does anyway. Alternate saying: Poo. Example: The AmStu assignment L is supposed to be working on is crap.

Disease /Diz-eez/ n. 1. A hubie who remains a hubie for an extended period of time. 2. A hubie who one thinks is no longer their hubie, but then they talk to him again and realize he will never not be a hubie. Example: Itchitime has been Biscuit's hubie for 4 to 5 years. He is a disease.

Faze /Fayz/ n. 1. A hubie who isn't a disease. 2. A hubie who is supposedly only a hubie for a limited period of time. 3. Can be used as code name for aforementioned hubies when used with a number like so: Faze n. Example: Faze 2 was Biscuit's hubie. Faze 3 was L's hubie. Faze 4 is/was Anneliese's hubie. For some reason, there was no Faze 5. Faze 6 is Biscuit's new hubie...maybe.

FOMCL /Fahm-cul/ abbv. Acronym for "Falling Out of My Chair Laughing". Pretty self-explanatory. L-squared occasionally says FOCL, cuz she's too lazy to type an M, but she's wrong. Example: Katry says something funny. L-squared: FOMCL!!

Greatness /Grate-niss/ adj. Great, good, wonderful, fantastic, etc., only it's better. Example: Hot guys are greatness.

Hotsters /Hot-sterrz/ adj. A word used to describe a hot guy, preferably James Marsters. Example: Marsters hotsters! Marsters hotsters!

Hubie /Hoo-bee/ n. 1. A word to describe a crush that someone has. Example: FAZE 2 is Biscuit's hubie. 2. A word said just because it's funny. Example: Hubie hubie hubie hubie hubie hubie hubie. Alternate spellings include: Hoobie, Whoby, Huby. And in France: Leswhobys.

HumGeo /Huhm Jee-o/ n. Short for Human Geography, a class whose point has yet to be discovered. All we know for sure is that America is like a tossed salad and bowling somehow relates to it.

Looliez /Lool -eez/ adj. Used to express laughter, funny-ness. Similar to the online abbreviation "Lol" short for "Laughing out loud", only it's better. And used to describe excessive laughter. Can be abbreviated as LLZ, in an attempt to make fun of people at fanfiction.net who write plz r/r instead of please read and review. Plz must die. Doubly excessive looliez can result in Looliez of Death, to describe things that are funny beyond imagination. Or maybe it's just cuz we like saying it. Example: L-squared says something funny. Katry: LOOLIEZ!!!!! or LLZ!!!!! or LOOLIEZ OF DEATH!!!!! or *gasp* new one! LOOLIEZ WITH ICE!!!!!

Neatoez /Neet-ohz/ adj. Used to describe something of excessive neatness. Example: Cool thing. Us: Neatoez!

Night of the Living Face /Ni-tuh uv thuh Liv-ing Fae-suh/ n. 1. The first of a series of stories written by Katry in an attempt to make L be of happiness. 2. A low budget film we will make one day where the main character gets possessed by a demon who takes control of her face. (Based on the story) adj. 3. When everyone thinks L looks sad when she isn't. Example: L's teachers all asked her if she was okay. L screamed. K yelled: It's Night of the Living Face!

Non-German /Nahn Jer-min/ adj. 1. Words that are not German. 2. Words we use when things are evil and/or broken. 3. Complete nonsense. Examples: 1. K's evil speakers weren't working, so she yelled "Die das speakerhosen!" 2. L's internet was not working, so she yelled "Die das sausageinternet!"

Oldsters /Old-sterrz/ adj. Used to describe someone or something that is old or mistaken for old, such as James Marsters. Example: No! He can't really be Marsters Oldsters! He is Marsters Hotsters!

Rose Patti /Ro-suh Pah-tee/ n. 1. The mother of a certain Canadian friend of ours. 2. Our arch nemesis. Example: Rose Patti considers Ocean's Eleven to be one of the tools of the devil.

Semi-Faze /Seh-my Fayz/ n. 1. A guy who may be a real faze, yet may be just a friend. Example: Nobody can decide who is a real faze, so therefore they remain semi-fazes.

Shain Park /Shay-nuh Pahr-kuh/ n. 1. A park where we go to take random pictures of Biscuit sleeping on a bench. 2. A very creepy place at night. 3. Where all the hobos live. Example: The gang ran through Shain Park so they wouldn't be jumped by the hobos. (K: "The gang"? What is this, Scooby Doo? Perhaps in Biscuit's mind...) (L: Ok, y'know what K? YOU come up with something. Bah.)

Stalker /Stock-err/ n. 1. Someone who follows you around excessively. 2. A creepy guy. 2a. A guy so creepy or annoying that he earns a nickname. Example: Mr. L used to be L's stalker, and then C's stalker. Meanwhile, Quasi is still B's stalker because he can't take a hint, even though he has now graduated and is at college.

Summer of the Hubies /you sound it out/ - n. 1. The (fictional) summer in which we all get boyfriends. Example: *most likely at a time of extreme optimism, like after our last chem class EVER* L shouted "It's going to be the Summer of the Hubies!"

Young Americans /Yuh-ung Uh-mare-ick-ens/ n. 1. A very retarded singing/dancing troupe. 2. The cause of several hours of boredom while we are forced to watch them. 3. The source of great amusement while we laugh at J dancing stupidly during the performance. Example: Young Americans came to J's school and K & L were forced to watch them.