A = Applesauce, BW = Bagel Woo, K = Katry, L = L^2
"What is Beanium, O restless ones?" - Stoner
"Do not be seduced by your chemistry test." - Stoner
"I feel the need to read." - Bagel Woo
"He's an undercover Doug!"- Stoner
"I think I'm going to become a bag lady when I grow up. Maybe I'll put on puppet
shows...bad puppet shows." - L [contemplating her future]
"No! 78 is a word-y answer!" - Cheap Drugs
"Don't try to understand, your head might explode." - L
"I'm a stylish hobo." - L [on fingerless gloves]
"It bothers me when I talk to myself..." - BW
"How can one resist Chemistry jokes?" - Stoner
"If Lisa ran into Anti-Lisa, they would disapper! Cease to exist!" - L
"Bingo bango bongo." - BW
"I don't even understand enough to ask questions." - L
"First she said 'die', then she told us to 'starve', and now we're locked in
a room with the windows covered up. Sensing a problem here..." - L [on why Mrs. Stoner is going to kill us all]
"We must consult the bowling ball of life." - L
"OMG [Bagel Woo] ! You could be Mrs. Stoner in a million years!" - C
"She wears yellow pants. What more proof do you need?" - L [on why Stoner is
senile]
"Mmmm...Boron." - L
"Orbitals = Coolness!" - C
"We need all of the old chemists to die off." - Stoner [Does that include
herself?]
"I am massive in comparison to an atom!" - BW
"Could someone just have a piece of Boron lying around their house?" - R
Stoner: "Ionic bonding is kind of like when your kids get kidnapped."
L: "Only without the whole raping and killing part."
"I wear the cheese, the cheese does not wear me." - Cheese Man
"They can take their piece of technology and drop it in the nearest sewer! And
stomp on it. And set it on fire." - Stoner [frustrated by our posessed television]
"Potassium is kind of spooky, you never know what it's going to do!!" - Stoner
BW: Who's that man with Mrs. Stoner?
L: OMG! It's Mrs. Stoner's hubie!
Both: Ewwwww...
L: Y'know, if Mrs. Stoner and Mr. O'Donell ever got married and had kids they
would be like little Stoners.
J: But she wouldn't keep her last name.
L: Oh, they'd still be little stoners.
"Moist. Paste." -Stoner
"Stewpot." -Stoner
Stoner: You have to figure out what to do between now and June 18.
A: Sign up for summer school.
"Is applesauce a solid or a liquid?" -A
"If I eat a banana, all my problems will go away!" -L
"I fell in the hall again." -K
"I fell in the parking lot again." -K
"Carribean Electro!" -BW
"Chemistry Dojo!" -BW
"If you mixed Skittles with M&Ms it would be Mkittles!" -L
*menacing voice* "Mrs. Stoner!" *slams fist on table* *pause* "Hi..." -BW
"Wales? Like swimmy swimmy?" -A
"I'm going to send you all to a plastic surgeon and have pockets attached
for you to keep calculators and papers in." -Stoner
"I love Mr. Butlertron!" -K and L
"Do you realize that if somebody is murdered with this funnel my fingerprints
are all over it?" -BW
"Do you know what happens when you throw away water bottles? They go to Hell!"
-BW
Stoner's Mug: "Teacher's motto - No assignment too large, no grade too
small."
BW: Why doesn't she get a student teacher?
K: Because she would eat him.
"Evaporation...condensation...relocation...aviation...
celebration...marshmallowation..." -K and A
"F(fluorine) U(uranium) C(carbon) K(potassium) Chemistry" -The logo on K and Biscuit's new
t-shirts
