"Stop and Think" [sign on J's refrigerator...y'know, just as
a reminder.]
"We were going to get you an X-Men impersonator, but J was too cheap." [L's
Birthday card]
"You're like my guardian angel...only, violent."
"I'm your book, I'm your book, la la la read me!" ['The Book Song']
"Backpack, backpack!"
Mr. S: You guys are like Batman and Robin.
L: I'm Batman.
J: No, I'm Batman! Robin is gay!
L: I'm Batman!
J: No! Me!
[L: It's me.]
"Johnny Quest is seriously scary stuff." --J's mom
"Quit joshing me with your cosmic debris!" --J's dad
"Hadji is a steaming bowl of rice with a tulip hat." [J on Johnny Quest's
Hadji]
L: 'J's Random Dewbur'? What's Dewbur?
J: I dunno. I made it up.
"Personally, I try to avoid having people hate me whereas, you just
don't care." [L, explaining herself to J]
"She has...issues...Blade issues."
"Humperdinc, the humping snowman..." [Yeah, BTW Biscuit never wants her snowman
back]
"Pokemon swear!"
"I wish death upon you in your bed."
J: OMG!
L: What?
J: Mrs. Lowe is wearing my mom's curtains!
"Why, it appears to be a trail...a trail of popcorn!" [The Birmingham Popcorn
Conspiracy]
L: Hey, it's Weezer!
J: OMG! That's PORN!
[reading an issue of Real Detroit]
L: One for the L-Meister!
J: One for the J-girl!
"When I grow up, I want to be...[insert: assasin, spy, thief, secret agent,
basically the occupation of what movie we just watched.]"
"Damn you! You beat me at everything!"
"This guy sat next to me in the theater, and just started talking in another
language and waving his arms around!"
J: It's my...y'know, communism.
L: You mean confirmation?
J: Yeah, that's it.
"Hey baby, I see you have braces. I have braces too."
"I do have feelings, they've just been in hibernation for a long time."
"I wish to die an old maid, and alone."
"If I had a penny for evey time I wished Mary-Kate and Ashley were killed, I'd
have enough money to hire someone to kill them."
"Gambit's a dog!" [L: NO! HE ISN'T!]
"Hey Dad, are you in the blood red gang?"
"Deeeee-vious..." [a la Mr. Burns]
"Deeeee-vice...aw shit."
"Stupid people piss me off."
"Our ball was a sexfest--sex--success." --J, in her Pride & Prejudice
play
"Maybe he just had an extra dollar." [J, on why L's uncle gave her $16 for her
16th bday]
"Sometimes my brain skips. Just like a record."
"J----, you are under arrest for being too cool!" --J, talking to herself
[right before handcuffing herself together with the handcuffs that had
no keys]
"Holy Thor!" [Quoting The VVV]
Weird Things J has Done:
* "The Run"
* Broke her dad's tractor in half
* Two Words: Young Americans
* Collected copies of Real Detroit aka PORN!!
* Yelled at L's neighbors from behind the bushes
* Thought that her mom had spies following her
* Harrasses the kids on the bus [L: heh. Good times...]
* Taped her boobs with duct-tape
* Chugged a glass of pure Psychadelic Grapefruit juice
* Handcuffed herself together
* Purchased "The Very Virile Viking"
