THE NASTY FALL OF BOREDOM
Geometry is so boring
I sit here, eyes closed and snoring,
My mind is so lost,
Confusion the cost,
I may just fall off my chair through the flooring
-LML
WHEN BAGUETTES ATTACK
Oh math, what a bore
Please show me the door
Geometry what a strain
It puts on my brain
How long will it last?
For Im fading fast
Please pass me the baguette
And strike Price sur la tête!
-CAG
CLUELESSNESS IN C MINOR
Oh, Mrs. Price, why are you so clue-less?
You scribble and make overheads a mess,
Time ticks by,
As we sit and sigh, (Especially Cy!)
We really could not care much less!
-LML
THE LAUGH THAT WAS HEARD
I sat in math one day
Bored as I ever could be
Fall asleep I just may
If it was not for he
Ahead of me sat Cy
The one who laughed too loud
There was no way to lie
For he was the one called cloud (MUAHAHA!!!!)
Lisa and I talked and joked
Cy couldnt help but hear
And a laugh from him we provoked
But at the front of the class she did leer
For heard him laugh she did
He turned but it was too late
An evil stare came amid
The math scheduled for this date
CYRUS! she yelled so loud
Not even noticing us
We remained part of the crowd
The crowd who was drawn to the fuss
He got in trouble a lot
It made him seem like a nerd
And we were punished not
For his was the laugh that was heard
-KEL
AWAY
We are moved so far apart
It really breaks my heart
We cant pass notes
Or share inside jokes
And it wont even help me be smart!
-KEL
WAITING FOR 2:40
The time passes so very slow
And we have no place to go
Stuck for an hour
Its so very sour
I really think its time for a POSE
-KEL
KATRY'S LOVELY MASTERPIECE
One day I sat in geometry
Awaiting the torture to come to me
When a wise thought came into my head
Why am I here when I should be in bed?
When I'm all grown up in a house of my own
Will I need this math when I'm wise and grown?
Then a magician popped out of the sky
A bunny he removed from his hat with a cry
Damn bunny! he shouted, holding his ear
The bunny had bit him, this was quite clear.
Examine this bite mark the bunny has made.
As I saw the blood, my vision did fade
I fell to the carpeted floor with a crash
Then I sat up, dizzied from the bash
I looked around, only to see
I was inside a store and the cashier was me!
A woman approached me, a shirt in her hand
The color was blue, but otherwise bland
The woman appointed me quite a strange task
She had a rather strange question to ask:
Prove to me that this shirt is blue.
To this I replied, What the heck's wrong with you?!
She pushed me into the darkness once more
And I found that I had just opened a door
Inside the door was only outside
There stood a lamp post, with me to the side
Then up to me rode Biker Boy Bort
He ran his hands through his hair, just for sport
The boy full of hubris then fell off his bike
I couldn't do anything but laugh at the tyke
Enraged, Bort furiously asked me:
What is the length your shadow might be?
I noticed the street sign which said 5th and Main,
And to Bort all I said was, You must be insane!
I sighed as I fell into nothing but black
Whats going on? My brain I did rack.
I was then on an island, there sat *gasp* Mrs. Price!
She also had a question, most likely not nice.
"If you are able to pass this one final test,
My evil math minions will allow you to rest."
I took a deep breath and looked her straight in the eye:
She said, "Please, to the ninth digit, recite pi."
I closed my eyes and hoped to be right,
So I wouldnt be tortured with math through the night.
3.141592654! said I,
The teacher looked up with a tear in her eye.
Wake up! she repeated again and again.
Why she said this, I did not know just then.
Until I awoke, my head on my desk
It seems that in class I had taken a rest.
All eyes were on me, and one evil stare
A stare from those eyes, I just could not bear
So right then I fainted, fell right off my chair.
-KEL
The Ballad of Pegga Wegga
(Insert bongos) Oh Pegga my Wegga! Our fateful trip is done!
(bongos) The trip is over, the nannies won (bongos) Now we rest us safe on land, the contracts marriaged, the nannies in hand
(bongos) oh pegga my wegga! Now we are safe (bongos) Oh sailor! my bob! HUH???? Oh Pegga! My Wegga! The poem is done! (bongos)
-KEL
(snapping from amazed audience)
